Monday, November 14, 2005



Similies: you are what you eat.


I saw a snippet on 'Entertainment Tonight' where Vanessa Minnillo — whomever Vanessa Minnillo is — went undercover as a 350-fat woman, and had the nerve to be shocked by the treatment she received as she walked through the streets. She even cried at one point saying: "It was one of the most uncomfortable moments of my life." Well, I’m sorry Vanessa, but if you go walking around carrying 350 pounds of fat — real or synthetic — all over your bones, you’re gonna be anything but comfortable. You might as well expect more than a few stares and nasty comments from construction workers if you’re gonna go walking down the middle of the street looking like the Pilsbury dough boy come to life when it ain’t even Trick or Treat night.

Shoot — I say she should have come to Central Texas and filmed that show right here ‘cause everywhere you look there’s great big 350-pound-plus women, and they don't even appear to care. And judging by the number of kids they have running around their feet, their husbands and boy friends don’t care either.